The Colony of SSTUT is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.077 billion Spynualians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Fhicshnalan. The average income tax rate is 23.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Spynualian economy, worth 71.7 trillion vokhs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 66,594 vokhs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

SSTUT has designated New Fhicshnalan as its capital city, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, and drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SSTUT's national animal is the Spynua snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

SSTUT is ranked 111,226^th in the world and 1^st in The Rejected Defenders for Highest Food Quality, scoring 21.02 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.