The Republic of St Louis is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Pierre laclede with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The democratic population of 26.916 billion St Louisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Public Transport, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Old Court House. The average income tax rate is 29.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped St Louisian economy, worth 734 trillion Blueses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,276 Blueses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has an international reputation for compassion, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, Pierre laclede has just been declared ruler of St Louis in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as St Louis's national religion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. St Louis's national animal is the Cardinals, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

St Louis is ranked 148,207^th in the world and 5^th in Missouri for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.16 law-abiding acts per hour.