The Republic of Star North is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning squirrel population. The hard-working population of 1.433 billion Star Northians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 26.5%.

The Star Northian economy, worth 52.7 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 36,779 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Star North's national animal is the squirrel.

Star North is ranked 154,015^th in the world and 1^st in Star Park for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,467.53 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.