The Republic of Stark Baffler is a mammoth, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning sassy sea turtles population. The hard-working population of 5.458 billion Stark Bafflerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 21.4%.

The Stark Bafflerian economy, worth 224 trillion glimmers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 41,109 glimmers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stark Baffler's national animal is the sassy sea turtles, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Stark Baffler is ranked 213,476^th in the world and 1^st in Duviri Compact for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 32,312.03 Standard Monetary Units.