The State of State of Alaska is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 18.077 billion Alaskans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Alaskan economy, worth 762 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 42,181 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 286,780 per year while the poor average 2,266, a ratio of 126 to 1.

State of Alaska has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of State of Alaska in an international press conference, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. State of Alaska's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

State of Alaska is ranked 93,430^th in the world and 1^st in State of Alaska for Most Primitive, scoring 7.07 on the Scary Big Number Scale.