The Lion Guard of Steal is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Walter with an iron fist, and renowned for its burgeoning rat population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 29.792 billion Stealians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Welfare, although Industry and Spirituality are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gone. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.8%.

The very strong Stealian economy, worth 781 trillion Nicks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 26,233 Nicks, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, Cynism has been named as Steal's national religion, Walter has just been declared ruler of Steal in an international press conference, and Steal has designated Gone as its capital city. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Steal's national animal is the rat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Cynism.

Steal is ranked 318,553^rd in the world and 2^nd in The Mage Tower for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.