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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,102ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,093rdLargest Black Market: 6,784th
The Duds of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Behold the Wonders of Stench!
Lord Phoulodar
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Stench

Population10.785 billion

CapitalPort Retch
LeaderLord Phoulodar
FaithMultiple

CurrencyStenchmark
AnimalStench Turtle

The Duds of Stench is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Phoulodar with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.785 billion Stench People are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Retch. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Stenchish economy, worth a remarkable 1,340 trillion Stenchmarks a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 124,247 Stenchmarks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 408,125 per year while the poor average 28,366, a ratio of 14.4 to 1.

Lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, teens graduate from front of house retail to the frontlines of war, and t-bagging dead Bigtopians merits a medal of honor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stench's national animal is the Stench Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Multiple.

Stench is ranked 318,090th in the world and 75th in The Dudlands for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -10.08 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,102ndTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 4,093rdLargest Black Market: 6,784thNudest: 7,014thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,348thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,803rdLargest Mining Sector: 12,183rdMost Corrupt Governments: 12,437thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,863rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,136thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,532ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,694thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 18,405thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,935thMost Devout: 19,773rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,861stHighest Economic Output: 27,769thLargest Governments: 31,609th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Stench's influence in The Dudlands rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Stench's influence in The Dudlands rose from "Zero" to "Vassal".
  • : Stench relocated from Sweethearts of the Chicken Yards to The Dudlands.
  • : Stench changed its national nation type to "Duds".
  • : Stench altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Stench, t-bagging dead Bigtopians merits a medal of honor.
  • : Following new legislation in Stench, teens graduate from front of house retail to the frontlines of war.
  • : Following new legislation in Stench, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up.
  • : Following new legislation in Stench, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed.
  • : Following new legislation in Stench, it isn't a secret plot without caviar and foie gras.

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