The Kingdom of Stocuria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by PM Zaw Win Maung with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.253 billion Stocurians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maingnar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Stocurian economy, worth 158 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 126,699 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving", tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, people are offered free trials to go to trial, and only lightning has a chance of striking PM Zaw Win Maung twice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stocuria's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Stocuria is ranked 317,825^th in the world and 74^th in Der Leibwache for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 14.09 on the Kitten Softness Rating.