The Chillness of Stoner Boy is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 8.496 billion Stoner Boyians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Public Transport, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The very strong Stoner Boyian economy, worth 440 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 51,792 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 244,007 per year while the poor average 6,527, a ratio of 37.4 to 1.

Many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, and the face of Leader is a permanent feature of the Stoner Boy City skyline. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Stoner Boy's national animal is the penguin.

Stoner Boy is ranked 71,586^th in the world and 6^th in Moonveil for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 48,736.62 Standard Monetary Units.