The Cheese Fiending Republic of Storalia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Sekro Vokyora with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 26.778 billion vi'Storal hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Storalis. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Storal economy, worth a remarkable 5,901 trillion Stora L'Kuns a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 220,376 Stora L'Kuns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolchildren have more trading cards than flash cards in their backpacks, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, class boundaries start and end with the firmness of local tomatoes, and newspaper stories fill several pages with colorful adjectives. Crime is totally unknown. Storalia's national animal is the Ukastri, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Storalia is ranked 305,942^nd in the world and 4^th in Elparia for Fattest Citizens, with 2.66 Obesity Rate.