The Order of Strandwolf is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Knight Commander with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.615 billion Strandwolves are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of River's End. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Strandwolfian economy, worth 695 trillion Waters a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 192,163 Waters, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, Knight Commander has been known to make speeches in fishing waders, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, and paleogeneticists have taken a Jurassic bite out of the budget. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Strandwolf's national animal is the Camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Strandwolf is ranked 808th in the world and 1st in Warzone Sandbox for Least Corrupt Governments, with 97.82 percentage of bribes refused.
Endorsements Received: 8 » Granrose,
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The Gay Agenda,
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Huehuetlalli, United More Gergie,
Icarlandia, and
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Strandwolf, paleogeneticists have taken a Jurassic bite out of the budget.
- : Following new legislation in
Strandwolf, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
- : Following new legislation in
Strandwolf, Knight Commander has been known to make speeches in fishing waders.
- : Following new legislation in
Strandwolf, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
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Strandwolf, a government program is underway to revitalize Strandwolf's beaches.
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Strandwolf, the national economy makes a whole lot of nothing.
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Strandwolf, graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading.
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Strandwolf, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks.
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Strandwolf, being Knight Commander has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
- : Following new legislation in
Strandwolf, Strandwolfian military drills look more like joint-Warzone Sandbox exercises than anything else.






















































































