The Most Serene Republic of Sturmtrooper23 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, ritual sacrifices, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.225 billion Sturmtrooper23ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.4%.

The powerhouse Sturmtrooper23ian economy, worth 97.4 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,500 rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 243,599 per year while the poor average 20,083, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.

Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, and universities now offer degrees in cycling etiquette. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sturmtrooper23's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sturmtrooper23 is ranked 247,411^th in the world and 160^th in Warzone Galactica for Rudest Citizens, with 27.72 insults per minute.