The Grand Duchy of Sturmtrooper36 is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its smutty television, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 670 million Sturmtrooper36ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 45.0%.

The Sturmtrooper36ian economy, worth 41.5 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,013 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Increasing numbers of children in Sturmtrooper36 have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, and farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sturmtrooper36's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sturmtrooper36 is ranked 251,879^th in the world and 129^th in Warzone Galactica for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.