The Grand Duchy of Sturmtrooper37 is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 706 million Sturmtrooper37ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 52.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Sturmtrooper37ian economy, worth 39.4 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,844 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Sturmtrooper37ian, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, and the sun rises an hour later on border communities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sturmtrooper37's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sturmtrooper37 is ranked 163,547^th in the world and 84^th in Warzone Galactica for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 286.19 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.