The Emirate of Sturmtrooper39 is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its daily referendums, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 784 million Sturmtrooper39ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 56.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Sturmtrooper39ian economy, worth 42.3 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 53,961 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, and people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sturmtrooper39's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sturmtrooper39 is ranked 115,104^th in the world and 143^rd in Warzone Galactica for Safest, scoring 77.7 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.