The URA Puppet State of Sublimity is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Empress with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.537 billion Sublimes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.4%.

The powerhouse Sublime economy, worth 173 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 68,365 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, Empress often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers, and personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sublimity's national animal is the Dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Sublimity is ranked 247,117^th in the world and 12^th in The Great Storm for Nicest Citizens, with 9.76 average smiles per day.