The Ōmēomuīē Xzazērgodanzeh of Suburbistanistan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Venus Qgoçi Ufoma with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cheerful population of 19.669 billion Groraŋxzaz enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Melbourne. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Groraŋh economy, worth a remarkable 4,918 trillion Forsecs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 250,059 Forsecs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles, and Venus Qgoçi Ufoma has been nicknamed 'Robomop'. Crime is totally unknown. Suburbistanistan's national animal is the Uplifted Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cybernetics.

Suburbistanistan is ranked 3,167^th in the world and 2^nd in Calefacta Aquas Piscinae for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,959.95 pounds of wildlife per square mile.