Population | 9.253 billion |
Capital | Basking Rock |
Leader | Haize the Exposed |
Faith | Dispossession |
Currency | pound |
Animal | bluejay |
The Naked Revel of Sunny Glade is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Haize the Exposed with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.253 billion Naturists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Basking Rock. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Gladean economy, worth a remarkable 1,223 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 132,252 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime is totally unknown. Sunny Glade's national animal is the bluejay, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Dispossession.
Sunny Glade is ranked 4,318th in the world and 7th in Nudist Dreamland for Highest Food Quality, scoring 218.09 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Sunny Glade, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
- : Following new legislation in Sunny Glade, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen.
- : Following new legislation in Sunny Glade, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Sunny Glade, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass.
- : Sunny Glade voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
- : Sunny Glade voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Work Visas Act".
- : Following new legislation in Sunny Glade, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
- : Following new legislation in Sunny Glade, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
- : Following new legislation in Sunny Glade, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
- : Following new legislation in Sunny Glade, pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.