The Kingdom of Super Mario is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Mario Mario with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.535 billion Super Marioans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toad Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.5%.

The strong Super Marioan economy, worth 220 trillion Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,301 Coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, that which doesn't kill you can get you de-platformed, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, and imitation is the sincerest form of felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Super Mario's national animal is the Plumber, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Super Mario is ranked 231,536^th in the world and 5^th in Nintendo for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 173.84 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.