The Holy Empire of Super Waldorff is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its public floggings, lack of airports, and suspicion of poets. The devout population of 1.79 billion Super Waldorffians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 64.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Super Waldorffian economy, worth 121 trillion bitcoins a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,764 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, former nobles are being issued new identities in the wake of the end of serfdom, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, and insanely good theatre productions face government censorship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Super Waldorff's national animal is the porpoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Super Waldorff is ranked 309,567^th in the world and 31^st in Organization of Mediterranean States for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -8.54 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.