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Lowest Crime Rates: 290thSafest: 304thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 306th
The Grand Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
So the lost city is still lost
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Supersquish

Population7.47 billion

CapitalAcademy City
LeaderAlerada
FaithMordredism

CurrencyPlanet
AnimalExagorsaurus

The Grand Empire of Supersquish is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alerada with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, disturbing lack of elderly people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.47 billion Supersquishians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Academy City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Supersquishian economy, worth a remarkable 1,999 trillion Planets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 267,701 Planets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (Supersquish has found 3 easter eggs), children who ask questions are told to conduct double-blinded studies, and burglars are known for taking cash, socks, and other valuables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Supersquish's national animal is the Exagorsaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mordredism.

Supersquish is ranked 168,942nd in the world and 14th in Eientei Gensokyo for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,049.68 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 290thSafest: 304thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 306thMost Valuable International Artwork: 474thMost Advanced Public Transport: 633rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 748thHighest Average Tax Rates: 804thLargest Governments: 923rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,078thHealthiest Citizens: 1,181stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,294thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,432ndMost Secular: 2,097thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,073rdTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,635thSmartest Citizens: 3,782ndMost Authoritarian: 4,289thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,429thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,919thHighest Average Incomes: 5,045thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,115thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,414thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,866thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,904thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,354thMost Conservative: 7,452ndBest Weather: 8,341stMost Patriotic: 9,487thMost Efficient Economies: 10,578thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,866thLargest Mining Sector: 10,895thMost Developed: 15,187thMost Income Equality: 15,187thHighest Economic Output: 16,313thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 23,849thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28,032ndMost Extreme: 28,344th
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Supersquish, burglars are known for taking cash, socks, and other valuables.
  • : Following new legislation in Supersquish, children who ask questions are told to conduct double-blinded studies.
  • : Following new legislation in Supersquish, international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (Supersquish has found 3 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Supersquish, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
  • : Following new legislation in Supersquish, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling.
  • : Following new legislation in Supersquish, factories are beating plows into swords.
  • : Supersquish was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Supersquish, no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore.
  • : Following new legislation in Supersquish, retirement parties now go out with a bang.
  • : Following new legislation in Supersquish, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'.

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