| Population | 7.47 billion |
| Capital | Academy City |
| Leader | Alerada |
| Faith | Mordredism |
| Currency | Planet |
| Animal | Exagorsaurus |
The Grand Empire of Supersquish is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alerada with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, disturbing lack of elderly people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.47 billion Supersquishians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Academy City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Supersquishian economy, worth a remarkable 1,999 trillion Planets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 267,701 Planets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (Supersquish has found 3 easter eggs), children who ask questions are told to conduct double-blinded studies, and burglars are known for taking cash, socks, and other valuables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Supersquish's national animal is the Exagorsaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mordredism.
Supersquish is ranked 168,942nd in the world and 14th in Eientei Gensokyo for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,049.68 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Supersquish, burglars are known for taking cash, socks, and other valuables.
- : Following new legislation in
Supersquish, children who ask questions are told to conduct double-blinded studies.
- : Following new legislation in
Supersquish, international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (Supersquish has found 3 easter eggs).
- : Following new legislation in
Supersquish, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
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Supersquish, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling.
- : Following new legislation in
Supersquish, factories are beating plows into swords.
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Supersquish was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in
Supersquish, no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore.
- : Following new legislation in
Supersquish, retirement parties now go out with a bang.
- : Following new legislation in
Supersquish, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'.




































































