The District of Surudi is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 21.819 billion Surudians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The very strong Surudian economy, worth 652 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 29,914 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 203,381 per year while the poor average 1,607, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and Surudi has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Surudi's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Surudi is ranked 125,119^th in the world and 4^th in City State of Monaco for Most Primitive, scoring -38.08 on the Scary Big Number Scale.