The Sublime Land of Susurruses is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Princeps Susurrus with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 23.457 billion Susurrusans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inverse Mountain. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Susurrusan economy, worth a remarkable 5,044 trillion silvs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 215,032 silvs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, and children's TV shows are having a gay old time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Susurruses's national animal is the clockwork spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Susurruses is ranked 290,308^th in the world and 1^st in Nova Gaia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.23 kickbacks per hour.