The United Kingdom of Svearian Union is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, devout population of 7.223 billion Svearian Unionians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.9%.

The strong Svearian Unionian economy, worth 441 trillion kroners a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 61,138 kroners, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, bicyclists are banned from major roads, euthanasia is legal, and nudity is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Svearian Union's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Svearian Union is ranked 85,807^th in the world and 6^th in Sweden for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.