The Jingoistic States of Swift Current is a mammoth, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 5.813 billion Swift Currentians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 10.5%.

The Swift Currentian economy, worth 312 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 53,825 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low. Swift Current's national animal is the Kitsune.

Swift Current is ranked 232,916^th in the world and 1^st in Swift Current for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 250.35 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.