The Join Lily of Switz 3 is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its burgeoning Join Lily population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 15.531 billion Join Lily live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Public Transport, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The very strong Join Lily economy, worth 960 trillion Join Lilies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 61,794 Join Lilies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 187,062 per year while the poor average 15,884, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

Misbehaving Join Lilies deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, and the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Switz 3's national animal is the Join Lily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Switz 3 is ranked 133,566^th in the world and 3^rd in Monklandia for Smartest Citizens, with 31.98 quips per hour.