The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 323 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 10.771 billion Join Lily are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 21.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 493 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 45,812 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

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Switz got Lazy 323 is ranked 30,824^th in the world and 1^st in The Messiah for Most Primitive, scoring 70.17 on the Scary Big Number Scale.