The Protectorate of Sycheckahrmy is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sairin with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.942 billion Sycheckahrmese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terra Silvestria. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Sycheckahrmese economy, worth 293 trillion Krohns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is 74,380 Krohns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The horniness of the great-horned Tarantula is considered a national priority, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, and scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sycheckahrmy's national animal is the Tarantula, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sabaism.

Sycheckahrmy is ranked 186,822^nd in the world and 119^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 651.78 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.