The Human Coop of Monkely is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 749 million Monkelyians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of None. The average income tax rate is 88.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Monkelyian economy, worth 70.2 trillion bananas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 93,675 bananas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home, and the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monkely's national animal is the monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Monkely is ranked 242,313^th in the world and 232^nd in Refugia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.07 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.