The Kingdom of Nottinghaven is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Jalen II with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.699 billion Nottinghavians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Nottinghavian economy, worth a remarkable 2,548 trillion Nottings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,382 Nottings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, the government has pinkie-promised never to use its veto power except in an emergency, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and King Jalen II can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nottinghaven's national animal is the Notting Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nottinghaven is ranked 277,689^th in the world and 307^th in Refugia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -9.8 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.