The Absolute Crunchiness of Taco is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Chaika with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 18.059 billion Tacoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Big Taco. The average income tax rate is 56.0%.

The thriving Tacoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,072 trillion chavezzes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 59,406 chavezzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment, billions are being spent on a new island airport, the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake, and the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taco's national animal is the Chad, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tacoism.

Taco is ranked 65,415^th in the world and 1^st in Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Safest, scoring 97.77 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.