The Commonwealth of Takkaviita CII is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 2.57 billion Takkaviita CIIians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 14.8%.

The Takkaviita CIIian economy, worth 124 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 48,627 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Takkaviita CII's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Takkaviita CII is ranked 193,448^th in the world and 5^th in International Socialism for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.65 kickbacks per hour.