The Colony of TAL33 is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 15.97 billion TAL33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 12.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient TAL33ian economy, worth 671 trillion Citas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,061 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TAL33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

TAL33 is ranked 265,575^th in the world and 1^st in The Antifascist League for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.