The Queen's State of Tally Ho is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 31.823 billion Tally Hoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The very strong Tally Hoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,564 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is 49,148 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 334,153 per year while the poor average 2,640, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, voting is voluntary, Tally Ho has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and the Governor has just been declared ruler of Tally Ho in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tally Ho's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Tally Ho is ranked 309,632^nd in the world and 556^th in State for Safest, scoring 11.35 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.