The Theocracy of Tankor is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and public floggings. The hard-working population of 4.567 billion Tankorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 23.9%.

The Tankorian economy, worth 218 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 47,829 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tankor's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tankor is ranked 181,103^rd in the world and 3^rd in Inwit for Highest Average Incomes, with 47,829.74 Standard Monetary Units.