The Constitutional Monarchy of Tanoadoria is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7 million Tanoadorians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.0%.

The strong Tanoadorian economy, worth 384 billion pamsamas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 54,879 pamsamas, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, military spending recently hit a new high, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Tanoadoria's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Tanoadoria is ranked 63,193^rd in the world and 5^th in Saaoi Compact for Nicest Citizens, with 16.66 average smiles per day.