The Empire of Tarfas And Ifnom Asadi is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.238 billion Qiarans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Qiaran economy, worth 708 trillion Dereshars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,944 Dereshars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In a baffling press conference Leader proudly dismantled a broken door, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, the atmosphere in Qiaran boardrooms is turning more gay, and children dream of becoming physicians and physicists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tarfas And Ifnom Asadi's national animal is the Everywhere, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tarfas And Ifnom Asadi is ranked 267,787^th in the world and 1^st in Reqau and Salasia for Fattest Citizens, with 6.77 Obesity Rate.