The Incorporated States of Taskmasters is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Captain Bligh with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.06 billion Taskmastersians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pointe-Noire. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The thriving Taskmastersian economy, worth 373 trillion Commissary Scrips a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 73,907 Commissary Scrips, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 279,343 per year while the poor average 13,604, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

The fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, the richest citizens live in sheltered private citadels, everybody's got wood thanks to Captain Bligh, and the Pointe-Noire State Museum is said to be haunted by ghastly musicians playing 'Nearer Violet to Thee'. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Taskmasters's national animal is the Mule, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Oppression.

Taskmasters is ranked 274,379^th in the world and 6^th in New Luxmembourgorn for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 37.37 on the Kitten Softness Rating.