The Commonwealth of Tattertot is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 5.897 billion tater tots are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tattertot. The average income tax rate is 35.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Tattertotian economy, worth 406 trillion tatter tots a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 68,911 tatter tots, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity, 90% of active duty TAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, and Leader's Twitcher account is typically used to share tatter tot memes rather than government policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tattertot's national animal is the tatter tot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tattertot is ranked 224,623^rd in the world and 131^st in Thaecia for Most Primitive, scoring -100.71 on the Scary Big Number Scale.