The Republic of Taustrian 3rd Garrison is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.088 billion Taustrian 3rd Garrisonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The strong Taustrian 3rd Garrisonian economy, worth 48.5 trillion kind actions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is 44,599 kind actions, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 287,444 per year while the poor average 2,795, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Taustrian 3rd Garrison's national animal is the bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Taustrian 3rd Garrison is ranked 296,718^th in the world and 1^st in Boycott the TCB for Safest, scoring 16.97 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.