The Republic of Taustrian 99th Garrison is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.087 billion Taustrian 99th Garrisonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The strong Taustrian 99th Garrisonian economy, worth 39.9 trillion kind actions a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 36,661 kind actions, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 236,286 per year while the poor average 2,298, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Taustrian 99th Garrison's national animal is the bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Taustrian 99th Garrison is ranked 10,139^th in the world and 1^st in Nationstates Left for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,626.8 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.