The United Federation of TCRG is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Unkown with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, strictly enforced bedtime, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.099 billion TCRGians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.9%.

The all-consuming TCRGian economy, worth 123 trillion ULCS a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,583 ULCS, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

National parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink, and hotels often double as quarantine zones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TCRG's national animal is the Attack Helicopter, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Some Cult Worshiping The Leader.

TCRG is ranked 102,399^th in the world and 1^st in Layaven for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,032.4 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.