Population | 22.824 billion |
Currency | Gold |
Animal | Elephant |
The Republic of Te is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.824 billion Teans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 73.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Tean economy, worth a remarkable 3,103 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,957 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.
No cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high, citizens need to demonstrate a complete set of dental records to throw five bucks in a hobo's hat, and the government has undertaken a massive health education program to combat VODAIS. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Te's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Te is ranked 233,853rd in the world and 7,062nd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 23.15670045748 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Te's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Te was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Te's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Te's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Te was refounded in Osiris.
- : Te ceased to exist in Lazarus.
- : Te was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Te's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Te's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Te was refounded in Lazarus.