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Largest Black Market: 4,879thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,453rdHighest Economic Output: 6,911th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Rise Up!
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Te

Population22.824 billion

CurrencyGold
AnimalElephant

The Republic of Te is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.824 billion Teans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 73.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Tean economy, worth a remarkable 3,103 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,957 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

No cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high, citizens need to demonstrate a complete set of dental records to throw five bucks in a hobo's hat, and the government has undertaken a massive health education program to combat VODAIS. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Te's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Te is ranked 233,853rd in the world and 7,062nd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 23.15670045748 days.

Top
5%
Largest Black Market: 4,879thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,453rdHighest Economic Output: 6,911thMost Armed: 8,244thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,340thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,370thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,981stLargest Populations: 11,673rdMost Devout: 12,731stTop
10%
Most Corrupt Governments: 15,315thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,804thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,142ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,788thLargest Mining Sector: 19,312thLowest Crime Rates: 20,308thMost Inclusive: 23,863rdLargest Governments: 26,959thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27,834thHighest Average Incomes: 28,138thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28,197thHealthiest Citizens: 28,446thMost Advanced Public Education: 28,447thHighest Average Tax Rates: 28,685thMost Efficient Economies: 28,875th
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Largest Black Market: 364th in the regionLargest Populations: 380th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 384th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 387th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 512th in the regionTop
10%
Most Armed: 546th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 655th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 680th in the regionMost Devout: 735th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 855th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 906th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 986th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Te's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Te was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Te's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Te's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Te was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Te ceased to exist in Lazarus.
  • : Te was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Te's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Te's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Te was refounded in Lazarus.

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