The Spring City of Tediugh is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Theodoric with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.452 billion Tuggers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Industry, with Administration, Welfare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tewedy. The average income tax rate is 21.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Tugger economy, worth 513 trillion Banana Candies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,340 Banana Candies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt, activists sabotage clean energy in the name of the environment, and apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad. Crime is totally unknown. Tediugh's national animal is the Grizzly Bear and its national religion is Christianity.

Tediugh is ranked 32,049^th in the world and 7^th in Here Lies Squidwards Hopes and Dreams for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,582.61 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.