The Queen's State of Tegucigalpan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Governor with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 16.921 billion Tegucigalpanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tegucigalpan City. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Tegucigalpanian economy, worth 283 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 16,726 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, Tegucigalpan has designated Tegucigalpan City as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Tegucigalpan in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tegucigalpan's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tegucigalpan is ranked 146,720^th in the world and 5^th in Tegucigalpa for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,277.61 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.