The Colony of Teleya is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 682 million Teleyans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.1%.

The strong Teleyan economy, worth 39.9 trillion kamas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 58,467 kamas, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teleya's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Teleya is ranked 17,314^th in the world and 5^th in Imperatus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,988.6 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.