The Federal Republic of Teramenia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Semiurgus with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 28.105 billion Teramenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ki-Kong. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.0%.

The strong Teramenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,370 trillion Zymils a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 84,330 Zymils, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 348,251 per year while the poor average 13,425, a ratio of 25.9 to 1.

The nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, military barracks resemble five-star hotels, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, and only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teramenia's national animal is the Tuna, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Vrasta'Bena.

Teramenia is ranked 176,816^th in the world and 5^th in VCG for Most Corrupt Governments, with 3.21 kickbacks per hour.