The Ancient Kingdom of Teritora is a behemoth, orderly nation, ruled by King Ashagar II with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 50.46 billion Teritorans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castle Dora. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Teritoran economy, worth an astonishing 14,379 trillion Platis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 284,976 Platis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomats expel enough hot air to cause forest fires, highly paid government contractors are found coughing up furballs in alleyways, unfit police officers collapse while trying to capture unusually athletic criminals, and religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teritora's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Catholic Church.

Teritora is ranked 461^st in the world and 1^st in SPACE for Lowest Crime Rates, with 203.09 law-abiding acts per hour.