The Republic of Termites Forever is a huge, pleasant nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 244 million Termites Foreverians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.8%.

The Termites Foreverian economy, worth 10.4 trillion Ants a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,503 Ants, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Patriots insist that size does matter, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, and polygamy is legal. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Termites Forever's national animal is the Termites, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Termites Forever is ranked 130,545^th in the world and 337^th in Taperegiona for Most Patriotic, with 12.22 flags saluted per person per day.