The Hive Mind of Testlandia is a behemoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Violet with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 50.287 billion Testlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tést City. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Testlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,511 trillion Kro-bro-ünzes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,835 Kro-bro-ünzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Testlandian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans, and burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Testlandia's national animal is the ★★★ nautilus ★★★, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Neo-Violetism.

Testlandia is ranked 325,875^th in the world and 28^th in Testregionia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -13.18 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.